Friday, August 9, 2013

Church Bulletin Bloopers - Belief net

"The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. "

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

"The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility."

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

The full list is available here